Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t buy bullshit

I can read

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Have Prince Harry and Meghan Markle lost it? Royal Family source makes shocking claim after ‘fake bump’ video goes viral - Mint

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have a reading level above third grade

Elden Ring Nightreign maintenance makes matchmaking less of a headache - Eurogamer

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

A cautious culture cost Novo Nordisk its lead in the obesity drug race, former employees say - statnews.com

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

The most EV-friendly country in the world is still loyal to Tesla, as Model Y sales surge in May - Fortune

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I actually pay taxes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball

I don’t cotton to rapists

I see through liars

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I can count